I realized I must be really stressed out about being ready for the Authors After Dark conference in New Orleans! I just tossed and turned all night. Here, some brief scenes from my stress dreams:
1. Distracted by a surprise meeting with
Nicole Peeler at the New Orleans airport, I forget to meet my galpal
Julie at our arranged rendezvous time for our ride together from the airport to the hotel.
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Gah! This type of hotel layout
makes it REALLY hard to get to your panels! |
2. Julie does not make it to the conference for two whole days, something I only realize when I notice mobs of people are mysteriously angry at me. Noooo! Must head back to the airport to find Julie!
3. I have four back-to-back panels starting in five minutes that I haven't prepared for.
4. I can't find the schedule of panels anyway.
5. When I find the schedule, the hotel layout makes no sense. Thanks a lot, Stella, for booking a hotel designed by M.C. Escher!
6. I only brought this one black dress to wear, and it is full of cat hair.
7. All the panels are in one large room, with lots of people sitting at tables, and I don't know anybody there.
8. I go through the whole conference not seeing any of my
League of Reluctant Adults buddies, except, of course, evilly distracting Nicole, who started all the trouble in the first place.
Needless to say, I am not ready, and I have a million things to complete before I can even start to get ready! I shouldn't even be blogging right now. Even typing this right now, my chest tightens up and I forget to breath. Nevertheless, I am really excited. Don't worry, Julie, I won't leave you at the airport!!
image: Isometric Flaw by Icey, from Wikipedia Commons