Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Dear Black Dagger Brotherhood,


Please, my brothers! April 1st was so long to wait, but now you say you won’t be back until June 3rd? Please reconsider! SEVEN LONG MONTHS is too long to wait. I miss you so much! I miss your crazy sayings and your red smoke and freakass tattoos and music, and even your giant SUVs, even though I am personally against them.

I am interested in what you have to say—I am!!! And I want to get to know your brother Phury, and I want to long for the union of him and his woman as only you can make me long, and I want to be vicariously satisfied when they finally unite as ONLY you and your XXXL craziness can satisfy me. I cannot wait SEVEN LONG MONTHS!

Is it something I said? Yes, I was disappointed about Jane being a you know what, but it’s only because I love you and I didn’t want that for you. I understand now that VU was one of your most creative endeavors. I was such a fool not to recognize it, not to blog about it. It’s okay with me if you make the women you know whats, if only you will let me back into your world. I don’t even care about the women, it’s all about you and your world, and the mannish way you help and comfort each other, and your booth at the club, and the way you go around, a little bit victims and a little bit badass victimizers. Please, HURRRRRY.

6 comments:

lisabea said...

WHAT???? JUNE??? Damn it.

Hey, who's your favorite? Mine is Zsadist....oh I just love me some of that Z.

I bought my sister the entire series for Christmas. The box arrived the other day and I said, "Just open it NOW and start reading."

Carolyn Jean said...

lisabea,
I sort of thought of you when I made this post because I know you, too, are breathlessly waiting for enshrined!

My faves? I'm rather intrigued by Phury. He is as deliciously tormented as all of them, and I do admire a man who cuts off his own leg to save his troubled brother. But Z, also excellent!

lisabea said...

Yes, I'm an addict. I've got so many books I want to read, but I know I'm due for a 5th time through those damn books. Gar I love em. And, frankly, why not? They are fun, fun, fun.

Marg said...

Wasn't it June originally? Either way...can't wait!

Vicki said...

June is so far away! It's like they've went underground and I have to wait for them to come back. Don't they know the Lessor's are still out there???

Actually I have my mother hooked on them now. I gave her the first book, she read it, and said it was pretty good. Pretty good? What does that mean, I ask her.

Two days later she called me and told me she had ordered the rest. She had to know what happened. So far she read the 1-3 and now is calling each of them by name. :D

Brie said...

I've been going through BDB withdrawal as well and June seems like forever. Not even rereading the books is taking the edge off anymore. My only hope is that Ward uses the extra time to make Phury's book the best it can be.