Christmas gift exchange in Romancelandia

Welcome to the Christmas Advent Tour edition of my blog.

For my contribution, I thought it might be interesting to see what our favorite characters (or at least my favorite characters) are giving each other for the holidays.

Dear Black Dagger Brotherhood,

Please, my brothers! April 1st was so long to wait, but now you say you won’t be back until June 3rd? Please reconsider! SEVEN LONG MONTHS is too long to wait. I miss you so much! I miss your crazy sayings and your red smoke and freakass tattoos and music, and even your giant SUVs, even though I am personally against them.

I am interested in what you have to say—I am!!! And I want to get to know your brother Phury, and I want to long for the union of him and his woman as only you can make me long, and I want to be vicariously satisfied when they finally unite as ONLY you and your XXXL craziness can satisfy me. I cannot wait SEVEN LONG MONTHS!

Is it something I said? Yes, I was disappointed about Jane being a you know what, but it’s only because I love you and I didn’t want that for you. I understand now that VU was one of your most creative endeavors. I was such a fool not to recognize it, not to blog about it. It’s okay with me if you make the women you know whats, if only you will let me back into your world. I don’t even care about the women, it’s all about you and your world, and the mannish way you help and comfort each other, and your booth at the club, and the way you go around, a little bit victims and a little bit badass victimizers. Please, HURRRRRY.