My sad list of 10 mysteriously rejected novels & projects includes:
Book #1: THE LAST MANICURE
Concept: Hilarious tales of a zombie manicure parlor with a permanent solution to cuticle problems.
Book #2: THE LAST PEDICURE
Concept: Sequel to “The Last Manicure” featuring a client with a terrible ingrown toenail.
2. A zombie erotica standalone
Title: DEEP CARESS OF THE CLAMMY HAND
The concept: A tender and highly erotic zombie romance
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8 comments:
Y'know, what with all the paranormal/classic mashups out right now, maybe you should resubmit some of these. ;)
Now that you're on the verge verge of being published, you know your fans are gonna want to see your backlist. Definitely try to get these ones published *g*
I can't wait til tomorrow so I can run to the bookstore and get Mind Games!
I can't believe anyone would want to reject anything with zombies in it!! Zombies rule!
Also: I ordered Mind Games today! Yay!
Loll sounds fun, heading over at once
A zombie erotica standalone? : ) It'd have to be called "Bumping Uglies."
Okay, sorry for the bad joke to start off the week, but I couldn't HELP MYSELF. I know, I'm awful.
Q: What did the zombie john say to the prostitute?
A: You can keep the tip.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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(What?)
A zombie erotica standalone.
The mind boggles! *off to read the rest of the backlist titles*
The Deep Caress of the Clammy Hand - Very, very disturbing. Now I'm always going to have this at the back of my mind while I'm browsing for books. THANKS! The "Deep" in the title, very disturbing, and yet - I kind of want to read it now! :) You are a very funny lady.
BTW, right now it's 1:35 a.m. - 3/23/10 officially release day (as soon as the stores open)
HAPPY RELEASE DAY, Carolyn. I'm enjoying my copy very much!
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